3. tastefullyoffensive:

    [via]

  5. scantilycladinyourbones: I will give you all my money ever

    scantilycladinyourbones:

    I will give you all my money ever

  6. mdmalorie:

    unlimitedobsessions:

    dirtyblondebandit:

    north-atlantic:

    boyslut:

    omg its like she has a 5 second memory or something 

    i seriously can’t stop laughing oh my god

    I love how her mom is so patient

    Thank GOD I was not this bad. I just laughed manically the whole ride home, and I had no gauze. xD

    when i had mine cut out, my mom said something that wasn’t funny at all, and i died laughing, came home, took my gauze out, and went to sleep. woke up with a puddle of blood on my blanket.

    • Flight attendant: would you like some headphones?
    • Me: how did you know my name is Phones?
  10. mich-ele: I’ve never wanted to be a cat more than I do right at this very moment… wow.

    mich-ele:

    I’ve never wanted to be a cat more than I do right at this very moment… wow.

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